I also have a shirt that says "What's that smell?" on the front and "Your skills stink!" on the back, along with a cartoon of a kid playing soccer. I bought it to remind me of dugindeep's addictive Soccer!Verse.
And I have others too. Like I said, it makes me happy.
So, yesterday I was shopping and thinking that I wanted a shirt to represent my new obsession -- rlbivob by the amazing golden_cyborg. But I couldn't imagine what it would be. I mean, I probably wasn't going to find a t-shirt that said "my boyfriend is in the mob," you know?
But then! I was flipping through shirts and found this!
And, I was thinking about how FURIOUS it would make Jensen. So! I decided that Jared would wear it to bed, along with some handcuffs both on one wrist, like a bracelet. And Jensen sees it and is like "SERIOUSLY MAN, WTF" and Jared would just bow his head and be like..."I know. I'm a very bad boy. Want the cuffs?" And then, delicious, violent, sexy things would happen.
So YEAH. I bought that shirt in a hot second. HUMINA.