I can read Sam's mind (wendy) wrote,
I can read Sam's mind
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Two SPN Things I Want

1. Where are all the SPN and J2 spanking fics, yo? I need more.

2. I was driving home from work and the song "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood came on and the first line says something about "getting frisky," which made me think of Dean. And then I decided that Sam and Dean should go to a bar and Dean would, of course be flirting with some stacked blonde and Sam would, of course, get jealous. So then, Sam would get drunk and pissy and decide to karaoke "Before He Cheats."

And yes, OK! Sam would never, ever actually damage the Impala! But if he got drunk and jealous enough, he might threaten it.

And then Dean would heave a long-suffering "I am so misunderstood" sigh, haul Sam back to the motel and remind Sam who gets to sleep with Dean at night.

BUT THE REAL POINT is that I laughed until I literally cried listening to the song. Just look at the lyrics! It's PERFECT for jealous!Sam to sing to Dean. I kinda love it.

Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood



Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
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