Fangirls Are Made of Crack
OK, first of all, I made azewewish write me comment porn in SOMEONE ELSE'S JOURNAL. *beams* And what idiosyncratic did for me there ain't bad either! MMMM.
azewewish did a cleaned-up (hotter) version here: Welts. It's Chad/Chris, porny and smoking hot.
You can find idiosyncratic's handcuff comment fic, which made me laugh out loud, right here. It's CW RPS and made of awesome.
I just drank a HEE-UGE java chip frap in notthequiettype's honor. It was YUM. Like a big, chocolate milkshake...with caffeine!
improperlydone tells me that there will be both Wendy and Dean hurricanes this year. That makes me embarrassingly happy.
I have decided that sometimes Dean gets really drunk and sings We Belong by Pat Benatar to Sam. No really, look up the lyrics. He so does.
I blame every single thing under the cut on phaballa, notthequiettype and anasuede. I? Merely took notes. For reals.
NOTE: If any of these appeal to you, feel FREE to adopt one. (Except the JoLa. That one belongs to ASH.)
Circus AU: Jared is a stilt walker, Jensen is a trapeze artist, Tom is Jensen's partner, Mike is the ringmaster.
Jensen owns a candy store (possibly ice cream too) and Jared is his best customer.
Mike is completely conservative and Jensen is the one who corrupts everyone else.
Jared is a flight attendant. (Basically an excuse for he and Jensen to join the Mile High Club.)
Jared is a sculptor and Jensen is his nude model.
Jared stretches out like a puppy and Jensen rubs his belly.
Chris continually calls Justin and plays "Riddle" on his voice mail.
Lance's boyfriend plays NSync music while they're having sex and Lance gets pissed and makes him turn it off.
Jared and Jensen remake "On The Line" and Joey comes on-set to coach them.
NSync BioDome AU
There's a live action NSync video game and Lance gets jealous because JC always plays Justin and won't let Lance have a turn.
Someone lays an egg and it's a psychic dog. (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.)