Thus far today, I've seen picspams and fanmixes and lots of awesome happy birthday messages. But...NO BIRTHDAY FIC. None! Exactly zero fics!
What's up fandom? Are we over the porn? No one wants to write anymore? Does Jared not DESERVE to get laid on his birthday? Do you not love him enough????
*cries on his behalf*
If you need a prompt, I'll give you one. If you need inspiration, I'll do that for you too. Come on. Jared NEEDS you to help him celebrate!
(You may blame this post on kashmir1 who told me (and I quote): Go pout and demand fic, Wendy.)