Here's what I want...fic where Sam realizes that Dean only has a year left so he has to have as much sex as possible in the time they have. And Dean is all..."I need a break. Maybe I'll go outside and see a tree for the last time" and Sam is all..."NO. Orgasms. Now. GO." Of course, he'd have to research while Dean was sleeping or something, but he can sleep after Dean is saved. Yes? YES.
Who will write that for me?
This seems to be the extent of what I have to say this morning.