Jensen has to be careful with his diet routine. I mean, he works out, he works out a lot and HARD, but Jared takes it to a whole new level of commitment. So while Jared is sitting around munching on M&M's that he'll burn off during his daily three-hour workout, Jensen prefers to just skip the sugar altogether. But Jared looks so CONTENT and chocolate has ENDORPHINS, which are GOOD FOR YOU. So, gradually, Jensen starts eating a little extra chocolate. And though he doesn't get as fully addicted as Jared did during the Great Coffee Massacre of 2008, he does have a special sweet spot inside for chocolate. Covered in chocolate. With sprinkles. DARK CHOCOLATE. Jared just facepalms at the whole situation.
Possibly there are chocolate-covered espresso beans involved in one or both scenarios.
I have been re-reading old schmooptastic stories (the one where Dean drinks a love potion! the one where Dean eats cake off Sam's stomach! the one where Dean can't lie! the one where Jensen is allergic to kiwi! the one where Jensen turns into a dog! the one where Jensen teaches Jared to play the guitar!) and UUUGGGHHH, I miss stories like that so much!
Everyone on my flist is talking about wanting SCHMOOP right now, me included. I just asked for schmoopy recs recently, so I won't ask you to do that again, buuuuttt...SCHMOOP. It's my favorite. There should be more. *nods*
SCHMOOP SCHMOOP SCHMOOP. *makes grabby hands at you*
Are ya gonna MAKE me run a challenge to get it??? *grin*