1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
2) What was your dream growing up?
To be happy.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
Anything really creative.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Dr Pepper, in a can.
5) Favorite vegetable?
6) What was the last book you read?
Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli
7) What zodiac sign are you?
Scorpio. Ohhhh yes.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
I have two tattoos. A small on on my left shoulder and a big on on my right side.
9) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Do I know you? If so, then sure!
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Some of both, depends on the day. And my hormones.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Check my Blackberry for emails.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Either the divorce or rolling my car off a bridge. The divorce was harder emotionally but I still have nightmares about the wreck.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I had perfect attendance from kindergarten through sixth grade.
16) Do you have any pets?
Max and Val, best puppies ever!
17) What would you do if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
Feed you. Make you watch DVDs with me.
18) What was your first impression of me?
Who does this refer to? If it's berrylicious877 (who I stole this meme from), I immediately thought she was hilarious and awesome and gorgeous.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Clowns made of cake and ice cream are awesome! It clowns and SPN clowns? PASS.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Oh conscience, for sure. Sadly.
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
My living room.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
Tough question. Mostly no.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Read. LJ. Watch TV. Bug my buddies.
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
35) Do you believe in God?
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone asks.
Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? No.
Been arrested? No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes.
Slept in until 5 PM? No.
Fallen asleep at work/school? No.
Held a snake? Yes.
Ran a red light? Yes.
Been suspended from school? No.
Experienced love at first sight? Yes.
Totaled your car in an accident? Yes.
Been fired from a job? Yes.
Fired somebody? Yes.
Sung karaoke? Yes.
Pointed a gun at someone? No.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
Kissed in the rain? No.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes.
Saw someone die? No.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? Yes.
Smoked a cigar? Yes.
Sat on a rooftop? Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? Yes.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes.
Broken a bone? No.
Skipped school? Yes.
Eaten a bug? Yes.
Walked on a moonlit beach? Yes.
Ridden a motorcycle? No.
Dumped someone? Yes.
Forgotten your anniversary? No.
Lied to avoid a ticket? No.
Ridden in a helicopter? No.
Shaved your head? No.
Blacked out from drinking? No.
Played a prank on someone? Yes.
Hit a home run? No.
Felt like killing someone? Yes.
Been falling-down drunk? Yes.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No.
Eaten snake? No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.
Puked on an amusement ride? No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? Yes.
Been in a band? No.
Been on TV? Yes.
Shot a gun? No.
Given someone stitches? No.
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? No.
Ridden a surfboard? No.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? Yes.
Had surgery? Yes.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? No.
Tripped on mushrooms? No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? Yes.
Peed on a bush? Yes.
Donated Blood? Yes.
Grabbed electric fence? No.
Eaten alligator meat? No.
Eaten cheesecake? Yes.
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? Yes.
Killed an animal when not hunting? Yes.
Peed your pants in public? No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? No.
Written graffiti? Yes.
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes.
Think about the future? Yes.
Been in handcuffs? Yes.
Believe in love? Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes.
Why are meme questions always so WEIRD? Do you think about the future? Have you eaten cheesecake? I mean HONESTLY. *throws up hands*