So, a week or so ago, mediaville asked her flist about their OTPs, bulletproof kinks, etc. It was an interesting discussion. SHOCKINGLY, my part of it quickly turned to both Jared/Jensen and handcuffs. I know, I know. She said she didn't remember reading much J2 + handcuffs and I said OH I WILL REC YOU SOME.
First, a corollary story. I don't really save links to fic once I've read it, so I decided to do a quick hunt through Delicious. Forgetting that the entire world isn't just the fandom in my head, I entered "handcuffs" and hit search. Well, when you use a general term like that in Delicious, it pops up the five most frequent searches done with that term. Number five was "Smith and Wesson Handcuffs." I had a LITERAL thirty seconds of flail and "OMG how did I miss SO MANY S&W handcuff fics?!?!" before I realized...they meant the actual brand name. THANK YOU SPN! *facepalm*
Christmas Cuff by thenyxie -- (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 869 words) -- Jensen and Jared are snowed in alone together for Christmas. Jared gets a surprising gift.
Kripke's evil knows no bounds (unless you count the handcuffs) by zooey_glass04 -- (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 2,0006 words) -- Kripke reckons that the show needs a bit more levity, that Sam and Dean's relationship needs to have a bit of dumbass brother stuff as well as the patented Winchester angst. Maybe he's right, but for fuck's sake, does the prank have to involve handcuffs?
Your Love is a Life by poisontaster -- (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 1,200 words) -- One memorable weekend. (Disclaimer: On re-reading this, I realize it's actually silk bindings, not handcuffs. But I like it. So.)
If you know of any other awesome fics involving J2 and handcuffs (I know I'm missing at least one Big Bang that I just canNOT think of), PLEASE PLEASE link me! Or, if you wanted to write a new one, that'd be awesome too. (Yes. Shameless.)