Today, I need shopping help.
First up is socks. I bought some knee socks and they are SO TIGHT around my calves. I know I'm a big girl, but I'm not like, an elephant! Surely socks exist that don't double as tourniquets. Any ideas?
Second, tights. Same problem as above. I just want to wear an above-the-knee skirt and have my legs covered! I need one pair of comfy, thick, black tights. Those exist right? WHERE?
Lastly, I'm in a shoe crisis again. I need adorable, non-leather shoes/boots that I can wear with pants and stand in for eight hours. I am not a fan of flats. It would be GREAT if I could wear socks too. (I hate being barefoot in my shoes.) These don't actually exist, do they? SIGH.