Oh and THEN, I also ran across a random fic iea that apparently originated with veronamay, but which I STILL WOULD LIKE TO READ:
J2 non-AU fic about one of them attending their high school reunion? And taking the other as his (at that point) platonic date?
And then they have sex because they are in loooove.
(OK, I'm going to work now, promise. /spam)