One year of mail! I'll send you twelve things in the mail! Cards, letters, postcards, certainly a care package or two...I promise as many fun things as I can think of. Maybe a mix CD? Lots of Texas references? FUN STUFF!
Let me harassstalk love you by mail, as well as over the internet!
Homemade dog biscuits! These are tasty treats for puppies that I will make with my own two hands. AND!! I've made them before so I know they'll be successful. You, yes YOU, could have the honor of receiving the very first thing I cook in my new gas oven! That'd be exciting, right? No? Ok, hmmm. How about this...your dog gets ignored while you're on the internet. You know it's true. So, re-pay his love and affection by using that computer time to get the pup a treat. DO IT.