One thing I didn't know is that PDFs aren't great for ereaders. Apparently there are formatting issues? But I ran across this excellent tutorial about how to turn word documents or html files into an epub or mobipocket formatted ebook ready to read on the Amazon Kindle, Iphone/Ipad/Itouch, Nook, the Sony PRS, etc. It is here: Ebook Formatting Tutorial by amothea.
How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.
How many publishers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why does it have to be changed?
How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!
And, here's some random randomness:
And lastly, here's some inspiration for today: