Oooohhhh I wish I was in bed sleeping and not about to go work a full day on my day "off". My life is hard.
On the upside, I did the most fun thing I've done yet at the library yesterday. We had a presenter come in to do the first of four infant story times. It was AMAZING. Super fun. We had twelve babies, several of which came with both parents, and about half the fathers insisted on being the active parent (on the floor, working with the baby), which I loved. The babies ranged in age from a few weeks old to ten months. It was just super fun and I can't wait for next week's lesson!
I swear I must be having hormone surges, all I want to do is be around babies and read True Love fic or schmoopy "let me show you how I love you" fic. Weird, but awesome.
But then I read some porn too. I am still me after all.
Equal Opportunities by dragonspell -- (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 7,760 words) -- Jensen's not looking for a boyfriend, just a quick hard fuck, and Jared, the guy with the amazing body that Jensen meets at the gym, fits the bill quite nicely. There's only one problem: Jared seems to think that they're dating. Jensen doesn't know how to break it to the guy that Jensen, a high-powered lawyer, only dates men who are his equals--not lowly gym trainers.
Peaches and Cream by bewaretheides15 -- (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 1,500 words) -- Jensen has got to be the only human being alive who could eat out a piece of produce.
These are Not a Toy by mistyzeo -- (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 2,300 words) -- Jensen knows, intellectually, that police-issue handcuffs are inappropriate for use in the bedroom. Also, he should have figured out where the keys were before he locked himself into them.
Wait For It by concernedlily -- (Jared/Jensen, NC-17, 10,000 words) -- This fic is basically Jared and Jensen using each other until they figure out they actually feel the same. Plus knotting. And, read the sequel too!