May 29th, 2008

SPN: Sam's Bright Smile

Fic Squicks

The other day I read a fic where one of the characters dirty talked the word "precome." As in "oooohhh it's so hot when you swallow my precome!" I mean...WHAT? Seriously??

So now, I want to know. What things do you dislike/hate/get squicked by the most in fic?

Here are a few of mine:

-Grown men giggling. (RAWR.)
-The phrase "he had to squeeze the base of his cock to keep from coming." (Hot the first ZILLION times but now just a standard cliche for "turned on.")
-Daddy!cest of any kind. Clearly.
-Character death. (I won't read it in any context.)
-Anal sex scenes with no prep (OUCH OUCH OUCH)
-Fic that the author makes a point to say is unbetaed. Or that forces a type size or font or color. GRRR.
-I also read an infamous fic once where a 15 year-old Dean told Sam to "stop being so emo." Now think on THAT for a bit!

OK, now it's your turn...GO!

Also, I just found an LJ conversation I had with someone in 2006 where I was ADAMANT that I'd never read SPN Mpreg. HAHAHAHA. Oh self.
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