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March 21st, 2011 - follow the road that leads away from everything — LiveJournal
I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
At about 5:30 p.m. today, I took this call:

Me: *insert standard greeting*
Caller: Hi, what time do you open?
Me: On which day?
Caller: Err...today?
Me: We opened at 10 a.m.
Caller: Oh wow, that's much earlier than I expected! Listen, I think I left my debit card there last night.
Me: Uh-oh! Hold on and let me transfer you to circulation, they handle all our Lost and Found stuff.
Caller: Oh ok, but it isn't really lost, I mean, I just left it there.
Me:...
Caller: You know. When I opened a tab.
Me: Uhm, sir? This is the library.
Caller:...
Me:...
Caller: WAIT. A public library?!?! Like...an ACTUAL LIBRARY????
Me:...yes?
Caller: Well, shit. I was trying to reach a bar called "The Library."

I died laughing and he audibly facepalmed. It was AMAZING.

Current Mood: amused amused

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