I just really, really want there to be fic where Jared rides a motorcycle and is a real badass, and is gorgeous and sexy. Maybe a little rough around the edges. There should be many descriptions of him straddling a bike, and lots of talk about his riding leathers. And, OMG, also about his thighs and how his shoulders flex when he drives. Guuuuh. And maybe sometimes, when he gets home, he's all sweaty (natch) so he just strips his shirt and jacket off in the driveway and walks in naked from the waist up.